I won't!

There's a new man....

that's right.  I said man.  Not boy.  Not adolescent.  But like, an honest to goodness fucking MAN!

This one has potential.  Stay tuned for updates on him.

In the meantime, I think tomorrow may be a perfect day to introducer The Big Finisher!

Yeah, if you have heard any of this nightmare, you know what's coming to ya, cupcakes!

I want you to show meeeeeeee.....

I had a late night.  Or an early morning, depending on how you look at it.  Let's suffice it to say, it involved a few fun people, multiple bars and ended with us closing a strip club.  Now let's just be clear, I love a strip club!  Those are some hardworking ladies!  I made a friend last night, I think her name is Amber, but she tells people it's Asa, but I think she told me her "not dancer name" because I can keep a secret (clearly).  Anyway, Amber/Asa and I slow danced on the stage, 8th grade style and including a few twirls of each other around - her in a skimpy outfit, me in my clothes - to Foreigner "I want to know what love is".  Then she took my business card, and she told me she would take me horseback riding next week cuz I'm "super adorable".  I'm pretty certain she is going to be my new bff. I'm just hoping we have the same shoe size, because I have zero heels that are clear.

Just sayin!

Thanks, once again, to the nice guys who roofied my friend and I at the Pac 12 Championship game.  It was super fun, you waste of human life.  Go fuck yourself.

Dumb girl

Exactly

Everything happens for a reason.
Except for the things you fuck up by yourself.

— Word Boner

72 Days? I can't believe he made it that long...

So, Kim Kardashian is getting divorced already?  Is this all that surprising?  That guy is straight up tired of her fat ass already.  Well played, NBA Dude.  Well played.

Did it?

Really!

Here's a little head's up, men I date:  My heart is not your piñata.

Ok, ok, ok, I can't commit....

It's the truth.  I can't.  To much of anything lately.  Coming out of the last 20 months of a nightmare relationship, I can honestly say that I'm going to attempt blogging again.  I think it's a good way to get my thoughts out.  Those of you who read this, hang in there, this may get bumpy.

I've started running, and came across SR of SkinnyRunner.  This girl is divine inspiration for me at this point.  I'm just pounding out miles until I feel better!