How many are in there?

Ok, i just opened up a new internet thing and the headline at the top is "Jessica Simpson planning outfit for the baby to wear home from the hospital".  How has she not had that kid yet?  Are you kidding me?  That kids gonna be enormous.  It's gonna walk out of her vag, take the SAT and apply to college....you have GOT to be fucking kidding me with this.  Nobody, on the whole earth, is ever going to want to see this chick naked again.  Good thing you had that whole Dukes of Hazard moment where you bulemia'd yourself into some short shorts and rolled around on a sudsy car, sweetheart, and Praise Sweet Baby Jesus someone paid you for that and caught it on film, cuz that shit is never, ever going to snap back. 

Southern Belle Secrets

You ain't been in love....

If you haven’t contemplated murder, you ain’t been in love. If you haven’t held a can of rat poison in your hand and looked at it for forty-five minutes straight, you ain’t been in love. And the only thing that’s stopped you from killing this motherfucker was a episode of CSI: ‘Oh man, they thorough. I better make up. They might catch my ass.’

— Chris Rock

THIS is why I am over the Fireman

Listen. With cell phones, text messaging, instant messaging, Facebook messaging, Skype, etc etc etc, “I’m too busy” just isn’t an excuse, especially when it happens repeatedly. You’re not being needy, you’re not making it up in your head, but you are getting the blowoff.
I’ve been waiting to share this story, and this is a perfect opportunity: My girlfriend is dating a guy who travels all over the world for work, for weeks at a time. Recently, I asked how that was going and she said he’d been texting her from Antarctica. ANTARCTICA.
If someone wants to make the effort, he will, and that’s the truth. Text messages are the minimal effort someone should give, and if he can’t, it’s because he doesn’t feel like it.

Thank you for stating the obvious, BBlove.  I needed that.

Love...

I'm thinking of joining - because 1 in 5 relationships starts online....

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www.anthonybergen.com.  Mothereffing genius:

Possible Blasphemy

I saw something today about how people are outraged that E! spent $17 million on Kim Kardashian’s 72-day-long marriage, and how that money could have been spent to help a lot of people. It’s absolutely true, and I totally agree, but the person to blame isn’t Kim Kardashian. It’s the people who watch her TV shows, buy her shitty products, and snap up every magazine that she’s on the cover on just because she’s got a tremendous ass, made a sex tape, and is the daughter of the guy who probably hid O.J.’s knife for him (ALLEGEDLY).
But forget about Kim Kardashian and E! and that $17 million for a second. Actually, don’t forget about it — keep it in your mind as we make a comparison.
Do you realize that Avatar cost nearly $500 million to produce and promote? FIVE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS. That’s a half-billion dollars. Sure, Kim Kardashian and E! could have fed a lot of hungry people and paid a lot of tuition for college students, but the money spent creating Avatar — which was basically a metaphor for American mistreatment of Native Americans/indictment of industrial greed and imperialism and the Iraq War/love story of the environment/and a little bit of aliens crossed with Smurfs — could have pretty much solved the economic crisis.
So, yeah, you’re an asshole if you give attention and business to E! and Kim Kardashian, but you’re an even bigger asshole if you bought a ticket or DVD for Avatar. The point I’m trying to make is this: the problem isn’t the 1%, it’s the 99%. The problem is US. We have all of power necessary to change these things, but we don’t.